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Total Medals Earned: 141 (From 36 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,225 Points

4 Swords Misadventures 7

Blizzeta Screamer Unlocked 5/18/10
5 Points
Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Red Link Bloopers Unlocked 5/18/10
5 Points
Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
Robot Chicken Unlocked 5/18/10
5 Points
Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Chuck Norris Unlocked 5/18/10
10 Points
Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Find the Sign Guy Unlocked 5/18/10
25 Points
Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.
Get on with it Unlocked 5/18/10
25 Points
Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
Zelda Bonus Scene Unlocked 5/18/10
25 Points
After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
Dark Link's Milk Unlocked 5/18/10
50 Points
When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
Sarias Song Unlocked 5/18/10
100 Points
Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.

Medals Earned: 9/9 (250/250 points)

4 Swords Misadventures 8

Trolling Ganon Unlocked 12/20/12
5 Points
A nod to Zelda II: The Adventure of Link. Click on "When's the next one coming out?"
Ocarina 10 Points Secret scene about Green Link and his ocarina. Click on Green when he talks in Lonlon Ranch about what happened to him in the past.
The Lost Woods 10 Points Red Link is lost and with no easy way out. Click on Red Link when he mentions the Lost Woods.
Cucco Ball Z 25 Points The Super Cuccos of Lonlon Ranch. Click on Malon quickly when Cojiro exits the scene.
Expect Us 50 Points Dark Link's version of Anonymous. The button is hidden somwhere in the menu.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/100 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/21/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again Unlocked 10/21/10
50 Points
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)

Alkie Kong 2

Great Listener Unlocked 4/7/09
10 Points
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty 5 Points View the high scores.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker 25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/500 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Ban That Fulp!

Over My Head Unlocked 1/11/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tap Him Gently Unlocked 1/11/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wade Mode Unlocked 1/11/11
5 Points
Activated Wade mode
Over 500! Unlocked 1/11/11
25 Points
Ban him at 500 + MPH

Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)

Binary

01 Unlocked 7/22/10
10 Points
Activate both cores of Planet I.
10 Unlocked 7/22/10
10 Points
Activate both cores of Planet II.
11 Unlocked 7/22/10
50 Points
Activate all four cores and reconnect the data beam.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)

Bullet Bill 3

False Start Unlocked 11/14/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
...And Hard Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Always Remember Your First Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Booface Killah Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Biller's Dozen Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chicken Extra Crispy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dodongo Destroyer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Drop A Bomb On It Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ground Control To Major Bill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Wanna Be The Bill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Long... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Money Shot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
My Uncle Works For Nintendo Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Overcompensating Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Persian Magic Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Positive KD Ratio Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
POW, Right In The Kisser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Righto, Chap Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shot The Bucket Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Small Geo Metro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Phanto Menace Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
There It Go Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thunderstruck Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A Long Long Time Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Bill 'n Me Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chomping At The Bit Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cindemega Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Disgruntled Poultry Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Egg-Based Pun Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Family Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Feline Fiesta Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hazy Cosmic Jive Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm Gonna Get Me Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Impeccabill Survivor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Missing The Point Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Motown Magic Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Perfectionist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Questionable King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Right Hand Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shoop Da Koopa Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shyest Guy U Know Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
So Still Crew Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Subception Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Mask Of Golden Death Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Alright Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Block Genocidester Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bullet Impossibill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Good Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Great Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Super Bullet Biller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/50 (5/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 7/1/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! Unlocked 7/1/09
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image Unlocked 7/1/09
25 Points
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor Unlocked 7/1/09
25 Points
Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 7/1/09
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 7/1/09
50 Points
Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 6/6 (155/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/13/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder Unlocked 9/13/09
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/10 (105/315 points)