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Total Medals Earned: 140 (From 35 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,220 Points

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/14/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Concerned Joe

Gotcha Unlocked 10/23/11
5 Points
Screw up in level 5
Look silly Unlocked 10/23/11
5 Points
Do what the title says
Jailed 5 Points Manage to trap yourself
U mad 5 Points Find the troll face
Dance off 10 Points Start a rave party
Fabulous 10 Points You'll know it when you see it
Villain 10 Points Grow a mustache
Impossible 25 Points Somehow die in the menu
Maniac 25 Points Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Superhero 25 Points Find the secret cape
Cure 50 Points Find the cure for your disease
Sonic 50 Points Be faster than the elevator

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 4/6/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/6/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Unlocked 4/6/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 3/31/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 4/6/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/6/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/6/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Unlocked 4/6/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/6/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/6/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 3/31/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 4/6/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 4/6/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)

Drop the Bomb (Medals)

BomBomBomBomWooooo Unlocked 7/6/09
5 Points
Get three strikes with $4,900.
Flawless Failure Unlocked 7/2/09
5 Points
Get three straight questions wrong.
Don't Be A Wimp Unlocked 7/3/09
10 Points
Finish the Bonus Round with two bombs.
Octochamp Unlocked 7/3/09
10 Points
Get eight questions in a row correct.
Flawless Victory Unlocked 7/3/09
25 Points
Win the game without any strikes
Fallout Shelter Unlocked 7/3/09
50 Points
Survive a five-question bomb.
Bomb Squad 10 Points Survive 10 bomb rounds.
Trump Card 10 Points Finish game with more than $20,000.
Extra Innings 25 Points Enter the Bonus Round with ten or more spins.
Marathon Grill 25 Points Answer 25 questions in a row correct.
One-Hit Kill 25 Points Answer five $1,000 questions in a row.
Bonus Buster 50 Points Take ten Bonus Spins without hitting a bomb.
The Matt Ottinger Honorary Medal 100 Points No incorrect answer and no bombs in Bonus Round.

Medals Earned: 6/13 (105/350 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 6/1/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Hop A Cop Unlocked 6/1/10
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)

Indie Jones

Hidden Treasure Hunter Unlocked 8/24/10
5 Points
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Ball Breaker 5 Points Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
69er 10 Points Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Tank Award 10 Points Collect 10 tanks in one game
The Century Mark 10 Points Collect 100 gems in one game
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Collect 200 gems in one game
Dumbass Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Philanthropist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Voyeur Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)

Invisible Runner

EARLY DEATH Unlocked 2/19/10
5 Points
Lose a life on the second level.
SHISH KEBAB Unlocked 2/19/10
10 Points
Lose a life on the stakes.
SPARKLING DEATH Unlocked 2/19/10
10 Points
Die electrocuted
30,000 POINTS Unlocked 2/19/10
25 Points
Achieve 30,000 points
50,000 POINTS 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
GAME COMPLETED 50 Points Finish all 25 levels
INVISIBILITY 50 Points Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
3 LIVES 100 Points Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
75,000 POINTS 100 Points Achieve 75,000 points
INVISIBLE MEDAL 100 Points Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game

Medals Earned: 4/10 (50/500 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 7/2/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

LARRY: Big Dipper

Angry Rock Basher Unlocked 6/5/10
25 Points
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Falling Toilet Unlocked 6/5/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Falling Llama Unlocked 6/5/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Gem Collector 25 Points Collect all 10 gems in a single run
Glutton for Recovery 25 Points use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Nice And Healthy 25 Points Collect all health orbs in a single run
Rageaholic 25 Points Collect all rage orbs in a single run
Free Faller 50 Points survive for 3 minutes
Massive Damage 50 Points Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Badass Dipper 100 Points Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Hungry Hungry Homer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/11 (100/500 points)

Lastman

Harder Than Lost Levels Unlocked 7/5/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Beetle Battle 100 Points Defeat the boss.
Go Home 100 Points There's a warm meal waiting for you.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/205 points)